Made-up jokes competition - the entries so far13 October 2009
Our made-up jokes competition is your chance to win VIP tickets to LIVEstock 2009.
Take a look at some of the entries so far then see if you can do better...
Why do mice shave? Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer Whiskers.
What's the best paid animal in the jungle? The Ant&Dec-eater.
What do you call a fish without an eye? A Fsh.
Never do business with sheep. They'll just pull the wool over your eyes and fleece ya baaadly.
Why did the dog whelk have no friends? Because he bored them all to death (note: Dog whelks are predators of other seashore snails. They bore holes through the shells and suck out the insides).
